Interview with Charles "The Hammer" 
Q: What exactly was the Battle Of Tours?
A: Well, it was a battle between the Christians and Muslims, the Muslims were trying to take over France. They were expecting an easy victory, but I wasn't about to give the, one.
Q: What did you do?
A: I gathered in army of course! I trained country men to fight, every Christian was willing to sacrifice their life in order to protect France. God bless them.
Q: The Muslims were expecting an easy win I presume?
A: Well duh! They thought we were unarmed! Boy, were they wrong. Upon our two armies meeting outside of Tours, it took 6 days for the battle to actually begin.
Q: And when it did?
A: We didn't start out too good. No, not at all. Towards the end I had my army run towards the Muslims tents, which made them believe they were fleeing. When Abdul, there leader, tried to stop them, I made sure he was surrounded and killed. That I believe is what secured our victory and made sure that France stayed Christian.
Q: What exactly was the Battle Of Tours?
A: Well, it was a battle between the Christians and Muslims, the Muslims were trying to take over France. They were expecting an easy victory, but I wasn't about to give the, one.
Q: What did you do?
A: I gathered in army of course! I trained country men to fight, every Christian was willing to sacrifice their life in order to protect France. God bless them.
Q: The Muslims were expecting an easy win I presume?
A: Well duh! They thought we were unarmed! Boy, were they wrong. Upon our two armies meeting outside of Tours, it took 6 days for the battle to actually begin.
Q: And when it did?
A: We didn't start out too good. No, not at all. Towards the end I had my army run towards the Muslims tents, which made them believe they were fleeing. When Abdul, there leader, tried to stop them, I made sure he was surrounded and killed. That I believe is what secured our victory and made sure that France stayed Christian.
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